The neighbors to my left:
They just moved in 1 week ago into our apartment complex. They woke me up last night at 3:30am and then again at 9:30am. The only thing that seperates my bedroom from their bedroom is a thin sheet of drywall... andshe is loud! Screaming 'YES YES YES *** THAT NSFW'. I think she's in pain most of the time. The guy sounds like Mr. T taking a poop.

The Neighbors to my right:
Is a 55 year old japanese guy. I can generally find him outside, next to my front door, smoking a cigarette and wearing super-tight spandex shorts with a raging erection (typically giving me the weiner 'thumbs up'). You can see all the details of his manhood thru the spandex. Fukking nasty. The complex has complained about him a lot. Sometimes he wears really short 1980's shorts with his junk hanging out and his weiner wrapped up in some type of cloth. I have yet to see him wearinga pair of pants.

Maybe I should introduce the two?

Thank god i'm moving in a month.

 

Is the chick on the left hot at least? Maybe time for camera installation

 

Neighbor to our right:

Point and laugh at him, he will not be out in a while...

Neighbor to your left:

And you are complaining why?...
Introduce yourself, Take a bottle of liquor.

 

hahah.. when I read this I pictured her screaming NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!

Maybe he has abig package....

and you know too many details about that old mans weiner... Too much information!! :P

 

I was going to ask for pics, but i am afraid i'd get a pic of the old jap ding dong instead of the chic on the left.

 

 

If you can't beat em, join em.

 

Step 1) Record the sounds from nymphchick on left
Step 2) Record sounds from mr. erectus on the right
Step 3) Splice the sounds together
Step 4) Leave a copy of the tape for each of their S.O.'s
Step 5) Wait to see if hilarity ensues

Obligatory Disclaimer: Don*t do any of the above.

 

Have a party with a DJ

 

Left neighbor: Jerking inspiration.
Right neighbor: Can be jerking inspiration too.........

hahaha