My Neighbours are nymphos. No Sleep in 2 nights.
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10-19-2008, 09:26 PM
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My Neighbours are nymphos. No Sleep in 2 nights.
The neighbors to my left:
They just moved in 1 week ago into our apartment complex. They woke me up last night at 3:30am and then again at 9:30am. The only thing that seperates my bedroom from their bedroom is a thin sheet of drywall... andshe is loud! Screaming 'YES YES YES *** THAT NSFW'. I think she's in pain most of the time. The guy sounds like Mr. T taking a poop.
The Neighbors to my right:
Is a 55 year old japanese guy. I can generally find him outside, next to my front door, smoking a cigarette and wearing super-tight spandex shorts with a raging erection (typically giving me the weiner 'thumbs up'). You can see all the details of his manhood thru the spandex. Fukking nasty. The complex has complained about him a lot. Sometimes he wears really short 1980's shorts with his junk hanging out and his weiner wrapped up in some type of cloth. I have yet to see him wearinga pair of pants.
Maybe I should introduce the two?
Thank god i'm moving in a month.
They just moved in 1 week ago into our apartment complex. They woke me up last night at 3:30am and then again at 9:30am. The only thing that seperates my bedroom from their bedroom is a thin sheet of drywall... andshe is loud! Screaming 'YES YES YES *** THAT NSFW'. I think she's in pain most of the time. The guy sounds like Mr. T taking a poop.
The Neighbors to my right:
Is a 55 year old japanese guy. I can generally find him outside, next to my front door, smoking a cigarette and wearing super-tight spandex shorts with a raging erection (typically giving me the weiner 'thumbs up'). You can see all the details of his manhood thru the spandex. Fukking nasty. The complex has complained about him a lot. Sometimes he wears really short 1980's shorts with his junk hanging out and his weiner wrapped up in some type of cloth. I have yet to see him wearinga pair of pants.
Maybe I should introduce the two?
Thank god i'm moving in a month.
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RE: My Neighbours are nymphos. No Sleep in 2 nights.
ORIGINAL: FLYOU
andshe is loud! Screaming 'YES YES YES *** THAT NSFW'. I think she's in pain most of the time.
Thank god i'm moving in a month.
andshe is loud! Screaming 'YES YES YES *** THAT NSFW'. I think she's in pain most of the time.
Thank god i'm moving in a month.
Maybe he has abig package....
and you know too many details about that old mans weiner... Too much information!! :P
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10-19-2008, 11:09 PM
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RE: My Neighbours are nymphos. No Sleep in 2 nights.
Step 1) Record the sounds from nymphchick on left
Step 2) Record sounds from mr. erectus on the right
Step 3) Splice the sounds together
Step 4) Leave a copy of the tape for each of their S.O.'s
Step 5) Wait to see if hilarity ensues
Obligatory Disclaimer: Don*t do any of the above.
Step 2) Record sounds from mr. erectus on the right
Step 3) Splice the sounds together
Step 4) Leave a copy of the tape for each of their S.O.'s
Step 5) Wait to see if hilarity ensues
Obligatory Disclaimer: Don*t do any of the above.
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