My Neighbours are nymphos. No Sleep in 2 nights.
 

The neighbors to my left:
They just moved in 1 week ago into our apartment complex. They woke me up last night at 3:30am and then again at 9:30am. The only thing that seperates my bedroom from their bedroom is a thin sheet of drywall... andshe is loud! Screaming 'YES YES YES FUK THAT NSFW'. I think she's in pain most of the time. The guy sounds like Mr. T taking a poop.

The Neighbors to my right:
Is a 55 year old japanese guy. I can generally find him outside, next to my front door, smoking a cigarette and wearing super-tight spandex shorts with a raging erection (typically giving me the weiner 'thumbs up'). You can see all the details of his manhood thru the spandex. Fukking nasty. The complex has complained about him a lot. Sometimes he wears really short 1980's shorts with his junk hanging out and his weiner wrapped up in some type of cloth. I have yet to see him wearinga pair of pants.

Maybe I should introduce the two?

Thank god i'm moving in a month.

RE: My Neighbours are nymphos. No Sleep in 2 nights.
 

Is the chick on the left hot at least? Maybe time for camera installation ;)

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Neighbor to our right:

Point and laugh at him, he will not be out in a while...

Neighbor to your left:

And you are complaining why?...
Introduce yourself, Take a bottle of liquor.

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hahah.. when I read this I pictured her screaming NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!
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Maybe he has abig package....

and you know too many details about that old mans weiner... Too much information!! :P

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I was going to ask for pics, but i am afraid i'd get a pic of the old jap ding dong instead of the chic on the left.

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If you can't beat em, join em.

RE: My Neighbours are nymphos. No Sleep in 2 nights.
 

Step 1) Record the sounds from nymphchick on left
Step 2) Record sounds from mr. erectus on the right
Step 3) Splice the sounds together
Step 4) Leave a copy of the tape for each of their S.O.'s
Step 5) Wait to see if hilarity ensues

Obligatory Disclaimer: Don*t do any of the above.

RE: My Neighbours are nymphos. No Sleep in 2 nights.
 

Have a party with a DJ

RE: My Neighbours are nymphos. No Sleep in 2 nights.
 

Left neighbor: Jerking inspiration.
Right neighbor: Can be jerking inspiration too.........

hahaha :D