Tell me about it Fuzz...my arm was flaying about for what seemed like an eternity. I was a teenager. Teenagers do dumb things. No wait, I take that back... I was "learning."

 

I bought my girlfriend a 1,000,000 (one million) volt stun gun with a built in LED to blind the person so you can get close....my dog hates it but it sets paper on fire in no time.

 

Phsss. just a tazor? Try a cow proddle in the leg baby. For two months my leg slightly hurt when I walked.

 

Here's your sign.

 

i started busting out laughing on the train this morning reading that....i will share my tazer story though...

so i was at a party while i was in college and i was drinking hanging with this girl at her friend's place that i didn't even remotely know...well apparently there was a "feud" between a set of her friends and another group of people....they crashed the party and long-story short, a fight broke out right in the middle of the living room....fortunately it was short-lived and we helped "escort" the crashers out.....now the funny part...

there was this drunk kid...i mean REALLY drunk....could barely walk....walks into the living looks down and goes "hey what's this"....he picks up a tazer....apparently one of the crashers was carrying it but never used it and dropped while being escorted out....the drunk guy turns it on and it starts clicking and the little blue bolt appears.....in the best drunk voice he says "cooooool".....at which point we are all laughing at his drunk *** stumbling around looking at the blue bolt....then what happens next was priceless....

standing in a doorway, us watching him....he takes the tazer and touches his thigh and turns it on (must not have been that strong).....he sort of convulses real quick and pulls it off...now if you have never seen a drunk person tazered...i highly reccommend you get a drunk friend to do it...HILARIOUS....so at this point after shocking himself he is drunk and even more wobbly than before the taze and is leaning against the wall to hold himself up....drunk as hell...he's starts laughing and once again "coooooooool".....at which point he does it AGAIN (yep that's right)....now he's more wobbly...once again....starts laughing hysterically and yet AGAIN jams it to his thigh......

now at this point all of us were wondering how long can this guy take this abuse....it must not have been a very strong tazer but still....three shocks...so after the third shock we are all busting out laughing at the drunk guy whose leg is now quivering and is laughing like an idito when that is where his body said no more....in mid-laugh....he passes out...i'm not talking gingerly falling to the floor.....i'm talking mike tyson punch to the head-body goes limp-possibly poop yourself-out.....standing straight up he falls like a 2x4 standing on it's end perfectly straight and slams his head against the floor...now....once again...this was mid-laugh...it was like all the tazing caught up to him at one moment....

at this point i am laughing so hard i am almost **** myself.....in the end the guy was okay...little drool out the corner of his mouth and i guess one hell of a headache....but fine nonetheless....

moral of the story....for a good time, give a weak tazer to a very drunk person...hilarity will ensue!

 

*****!!!!!!

 

oh jesus, i knew that was coming when the story started. so im assuming it was one that didnt shoot fly?

 

Yeah I did a search before I posted and, yes, it is a repost... from 2006. plus, it was written a little differently back then.

 

haha thats a really good story man. funny as hell

 

A buddy of mine at work was telling me about one his mom carries. (I'm not sure if it's a taser or stun-gun) He said that at get togethers, parties etc, she will offer anybody 50 dollars to let her zap them. She warns them in no uncertain terms that they will soil themselves. Apparently a couple people have taken her up on it, got their 50 dollars and had to clean their pants.