I only get a bit of spam in my Inbox, but over the last few days they are getting really interesting.
Yesterday got one that said "It's the season for giving.......blah, blah", Viagra at ridiculously cheap prices.
And then this morning "Love is the greatest gift of all......blah, blah", "Increase your ***** size".

Normally I would just delete these, but maybe I should give the old credit card a work out & order up.
So if I go with the logic of these guys, On Chrissy day when I open to the door to my wifes family, just wearing me old pair of red Budgie Smugglers, then they would know that I'm a really caring, sharing kinda guy, although I think their dog might get a bit upset.

 

HAHA! Its better to give than to recieve!

 

I wonder what a budgie is--wait, no I don't...[:'(]

 

This is a Budgie (Budgerigar) an Australian native bird, but very popular like everywhere, you probably have a different name for them.
The term Budgie Smugglers (Incidentaly, a pair of Speedo's, again, originally from Aussie)
comes from the 70's when people trying to smuggle our protected wildlife out of the country, used to stick the critters in all sorts of places, yeah, even there.And the iconic wit of Australians being wot it is, If you went to the beach in a brief pair of Speedo's, "Hey mate, are you trying to smuggle Budgies out of the country or wot?"

 

[sm=icon_rofl.gif]...You can say about three words, and it's the funniest **** I have ever heard. Then add your intelect and rapier like wit, and you have magic. Good onya, mate.

 

i have nothing to add to this thread constructive, but i feel compelled to post anyway.