I want to touch my wife with my sword, but she seems only in the mood like 1 week outa the month what up ????

 

hence, im still in school. **** i have to get emt cert, finish this degree im working on and than start another o boy....

 

is it any coincidence that ron jeremy moved in down the street like 3 months ago?

j/k

 

Why does the last hour of the work day feel like about 3 hours? Why do black people always drive 5-10 mph under the speed limit in the fast lane on the freeway? How can Honda make such good bike, but make such ****ty CCT's?

 

The green knight at Medieval times kicked the black knight's *** and received red flowers from the pink dress wearing hottie princess last night... twas awesome!

 

Why is it that when i'm at work I feel like I could eat non-stop all day, but if I rode the bike all dayI would not eat at all nor want to? Why do chicks always want you so much when you have a GF, but when your single you get about half the chicks interrested in you? Why are big ***** so fun to play with? Why do blonds have more fun?

 

Why is "REDD" so hot looking?

 

Why do I like to dutch oven my gf soo much?
And what's up with folks walking across the street in front of you at a leaisurely pace staring you down wishing you would say something? [:@]
And why do my farts smell sooo bad after a night of heavy drinking? lol this thread is rediculous [:'(]

 

Why does my gear make me look fat?

 

I watch Family Guy (vol. 1-5) every day because I dont have cable.