The most random thread ever...
I want to open up a business where you sell pizaa, beer, soda, etc. I would call it a pizzaria. There would be rooms in them where you could go potty...I would call those bathrooms. I am going to go back in time and think myself into existence...I will call myself Mitch Cumstein.
ORIGINAL: 410600f2
whats up with that one special poop that happens on rare occasion,you know the one that shows no marks on the paper?
whats up with that one special poop that happens on rare occasion,you know the one that shows no marks on the paper?
ORIGINAL: FLYOU
one time, years ago, i was watching the movie "The Patriot" with a bunch of my guy friends...
2/3's of the way into the movie, when that little girl, who never talks during the whole movie, runs up to mel gibson and starts crying
"don't go away to war daddy, i'll say anything you want me to say just don't leave!!"
me and my buddies all started balling
of course we never admited it to each other, and we all tried to hide it
it was the closest i've ever been to becoming a homosexual... besides that night i ate the tequila worm.
one time, years ago, i was watching the movie "The Patriot" with a bunch of my guy friends...
2/3's of the way into the movie, when that little girl, who never talks during the whole movie, runs up to mel gibson and starts crying
"don't go away to war daddy, i'll say anything you want me to say just don't leave!!"
me and my buddies all started balling
of course we never admited it to each other, and we all tried to hide it
it was the closest i've ever been to becoming a homosexual... besides that night i ate the tequila worm.
If I guy I was dating did that, I'd slap him. And I would still call you a p*ssy.....
ORIGINAL: city worker
I want to touch my wife with my sword, but she seems only in the mood like 1 week outa the month what up ????
I want to touch my wife with my sword, but she seems only in the mood like 1 week outa the month what up ????
Your with the wrong woman! that's all I'm saying......


