Our version of Starbucks is called "Dutch Bros"...it will be all over the West Coast within ten years. You heard it here first. I went to scool with the founder's sister. Her name was/is Carly and everybody wanted to get in her drawers back in the day because she had really big boobies, and she was pretty. I dated her friend in the eight grade for about 15 days. Her name was Marie Dibetta, and she was my first kiss. She also broke my f_cking heart. The last day of school before Christmas break, we had a sock hop and she and I got a picture on Santa's Lap. I ended up going to my aunt's house for Christmas break, which was out of town, and didn't get to see my beloved Marie the whole break. I pined and pined over that little Polaroid snapshot of her and I on Santa's lap. I even spent all my savings in the world ($40) on a 14k gold bracelet to give her when we returned to school. The day we got back to school, she broke up with me. So, in reality, I dated her for one day, because I never got to see her over break. Then, she started dating this guy named Scott, who couldn't pronounce his R's, and kind of spoke like Elmer Fudd. One day at football practice, I put him on his ***, and coach yelled at him because I was third string. Haha. Eat a bowl full of ****, Scott. You girlfriend is a liar and a heartbreaker. I never think about those days anymore...[&:]

 

Anyone who loves chick norris is a homo and I hate a lot of people. I consider myself top of the food chain!!!!

 

John Wayne....enough said

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voodoo smells like onions. ten told me.

 

A guy and two cups = fun!!!

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A hard sneeze is the equivalent of 1/16 of an orgasm.

 

^^^ I'd like a source here please.....lol or at least some more information

my friend should have neeeeeeeever bought me WoW for christmas.....

 

I decided to start basing time off of intervals of when I shave my pubic hair.

 

btw its the year 2 ASP (After Shaved Pubes)