dude weak, that was sick man [:'(]

 

I know... but this is better... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKYyK...eature=relatedis this Shrek's cat?
Sorry but is too long...

 

A wise Marine once told me a reputation is a real mother****er because no matter where you go there it is, for good or bad. It follows you, or proceed you. I encountered someone today who had first-hand knowledge of my little drive to confront the Dick from the Internet, who turned out to be a real ***** and with In 20 minutes the entire chow hall had the ****ing news. I spent the rest of the day trying to explain my actions. Am I doomed for this one incident to plague me forever.... I really just wanted to snap his neck for telling the damn story today. But that would have been another decision made with poor judgment.... Just left me really pissed off and somewhat embarrassed. Dammit

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX6Vp...eature=related

 

i recall in the beginning of this thread.....someone asking about the 'ghost poop' and how after finishing your business, the first wipe is minty clean.....Well, i have had the pleasure of this in the past!




UNFORTUNATELY today i was visited by the "Clinger poop"....no matter how many times i wiped, there was more...and my *** is now raw.

 

Ever make Poop Lasagana?

Wipe, then Oh your not quite done yet then poop more, wipe again, not done yet, more poop, wipe again, etc...

 

Ever been so friggin worn out and tired that you spit a good distance (one of those only a man appreciates) only to realize you're inside and sitting on the couch in the living room? just did that after laying down heavy flagstones outside all day []

 

Hi

 

^^in reply to your sig there timpeet..........

that bench see's ALOT of fat-ugly ***.

I hope you dont really compare yourself to that bench! hahhahaha

 

hey *** is ***