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Old Sep 21, 2008 | 09:14 PM
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So I have really been thinking I need a massage!!! and since I dont have a lady right now to rub my back, I gotta go searching for one.

So my question is: What kind of massage should I get? I have never had a real professional massage before. Surely somebody hear knows something about them. I dont want to inflict to much pain on my self, and I dont know if it matters, but I can be ticklish in certain areas sometimes. Are you supposed to tell them that sorta stuff or no?

Also, what kinda prices will I be looking at?
 
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Old Sep 21, 2008 | 09:22 PM
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Just make sure that their certified, don't allow any manipulation around your kneck or spine, if they know wot their doing they will ask if you have any previous injuries & so on.
Oh, if its done by a male & 'IT' moves during the massage, your Gay
 
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Old Sep 21, 2008 | 09:27 PM
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deep tissue
 
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Old Sep 21, 2008 | 09:31 PM
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make sure you get happy ending
 
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Old Sep 21, 2008 | 09:33 PM
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make sure you get happy ending
Sucky sucky $5
 
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Old Sep 21, 2008 | 09:34 PM
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what is your option? What kind of massage available in your place?

I had many kind of massages; Thai traditional massage, oil massage, aroma therapy massage, ***** and ********* massage. [&:]
 
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Old Sep 21, 2008 | 09:35 PM
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ORIGINAL: Nauree

make sure you get happy ending
Sucky sucky $5
Umm lets go suga. I'll show you what this big black snake can do.
 
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Old Sep 21, 2008 | 09:38 PM
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ORIGINAL: Nauree

ORIGINAL: rangerscott

ORIGINAL: Nauree

make sure you get happy ending
Sucky sucky $5
Umm lets go suga. I'll show you what this big black snake can do.
Are you guys suggesting him to get a hooker?
 
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Old Sep 21, 2008 | 09:38 PM
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My options? I havent the least idea. I guess I need to do some homework.

And uh... ******** massage? hmmm, that dont sound too bad. lol Do they come with a complimentary happy ending?
 
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Old Sep 21, 2008 | 09:39 PM
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ORIGINAL: dinez74


ORIGINAL: Nauree

ORIGINAL: rangerscott

ORIGINAL: Nauree

make sure you get happy ending
Sucky sucky $5
Umm lets go suga. I'll show you what this big black snake can do.
Are you guys suggesting him to get a hooker?
One that loves him long time
 
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