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Old 09-08-2008, 08:21 PM
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FRESNO, Calif.—Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks.

Burrimond said Vasquez was arrested after deputies found a wallet containing his ID at the ransacked house just east of Fresno.

The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.[/align]
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That is the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life!!! I tried to read it to my wife, but I was laughing too hard...
 
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omg wtf *****
 
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I've wacked some strangers with an eight inch sausage, but I just cant bring myself to toss it in some feild
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I've wacked some strangers with an eight inch sausage, but I just cant bring myself to toss it in some feild
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I've never used sausage, I always stick with hitting them with brats.
 
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lmao sounds like a prank that went way wrong
 
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BWAUHAHAHAHAA!!! I needed that!!! Good laugh at the end of a $hi//y work day!!! lol
 
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