Man breaks into house, rubs spices on one sleeping person and whacks another with an 8" sausage
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Man breaks into house, rubs spices on one sleeping person and whacks another with an 8" sausage
FRESNO, Calif.—Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks.
Burrimond said Vasquez was arrested after deputies found a wallet containing his ID at the ransacked house just east of Fresno.
The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.
Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.[/align]
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That is the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life!!! I tried to read it to my wife, but I was laughing too hard...
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I've wacked some strangers with an eight inch sausage, but I just cant bring myself to toss it in some feild
haha
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I've wacked some strangers with an eight inch sausage, but I just cant bring myself to toss it in some feild
haha
jk
I've wacked some strangers with an eight inch sausage, but I just cant bring myself to toss it in some feild
haha
jk
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