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just for laughs
(hope this thread can be posted in the off topic section.
A rookie police officer pulled Biker Bob over for speeding and had the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Bob: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Bob: It's not my bike. I stole it.
Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
Bob: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
Bob: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
Bob: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. Biker Bob was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached Bob to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Bob: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
Bob: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Bob: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
Bob: No problem.
The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
Bob: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
A rookie police officer pulled Biker Bob over for speeding and had the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Bob: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Bob: It's not my bike. I stole it.
Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
Bob: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
Bob: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
Bob: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. Biker Bob was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached Bob to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Bob: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
Bob: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Bob: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
Bob: No problem.
The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
Bob: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
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