GOOD
In Madison , WI a policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders,
but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year
old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read
'RADAR TRAP AHEAD' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice
who was a bit further down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a
bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in La Crosse , WI . A $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being a wise guy, he sent the police department a picture of
$40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Wisconsin State Trooper
walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book. She said,
'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball.
He replied, 'Wisconsin State Troopers don't have *****'. There was a
moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol
car and left.

 

[sm=icon_rofl.gif]Good stuff!

 

hilarious

 

haha thats great. where did you hear of these? the last one is by far the best. i dont think he told anyone at the station that lol