I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

(Found this on stumble)

 

Been said in the Hurricane saloon before...

Still funny though!

 

ya, that actually had me going , i was feeling bad till the end...
then a hugh smile came up..

 

Don't take it to the dealer, man. Unless it's still under warranty.

 

I was a bit concerned for a second there.

Hope you get that fixed soon lol

 

Ha! thats good, had me going and I was going to say that that is something that might be too personal for here... But you got me.

 

Yep! An oldie but a goodie.

Cheers, SB

 

I like this one too.

 

lmao that's good

 

Haha, I was feeling bad until the end. Got me for sure