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I think my wife is cheating on me

Old 08-26-2013, 03:38 PM
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Default I think my wife is cheating on me

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

(Found this on stumble)
Old 08-26-2013, 03:42 PM
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Been said in the Hurricane saloon before...

Still funny though!

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Old 08-26-2013, 08:28 PM
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ya, that actually had me going , i was feeling bad till the end...
then a hugh smile came up..
Old 08-26-2013, 08:57 PM
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Don't take it to the dealer, man. Unless it's still under warranty.
Old 08-26-2013, 09:41 PM
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I was a bit concerned for a second there.

Hope you get that fixed soon lol
Old 08-27-2013, 06:29 AM
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Ha! thats good, had me going and I was going to say that that is something that might be too personal for here... But you got me.
Old 08-27-2013, 06:43 AM
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Yep! An oldie but a goodie.

Cheers, SB
Old 08-27-2013, 10:32 AM
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I like this one too.

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Old 08-28-2013, 04:07 PM
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lmao that's good
Old 08-28-2013, 04:39 PM
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Haha, I was feeling bad until the end. Got me for sure

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