I know we are not to post about religion
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RE: I know we are not to post about religion
Moses was probably a badass Jew with a ton of charisma and good leadership traits. He knew WTF was going down in the desert, man. It takes a massive personality to be immortalized in parchment, and this freakin' guy persuaded a bunch of warrior/builders to give up their slave labor. MF saved the lives of thousands! That's the **** right there, and that kind of strength of personality needs some 'alone time' once in a while--especially when trying to figure out what in the hell to do with all these homeless people. So he takes a little solo trip up into the hills, brews the sacred brew, and gets in touch with The Main Jew. Some solid ideas materialize in his mind and he knows he needs to share them. Even though he's still trippin' ***** a little, Moses comes back to camp only to find everyone else rollin' heavy psychoactive. Pissed. THIS IS THE THANKS I GET, I SAVE YOUR SORRY ASSES AND YOU ALL JUST USE THE BREW TO GET HIGH!!! DAMMIT TO HELL, IT'S FOR COMMUNING WITH THE SPIRITS, NOT PARTYING!!! JESUS! Listen up! Thou shalt not worship false idols, and drinking the holy brew without meditation is against the rules. Cut it out!