But this explains EVERYTHING!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23468364/

 

When Moses came down from the mount, the Israelites were dancing naked around a golden calf... you do the math.

 

oh hell Tommy...you're just too cynical...lol

 

haha...

moses- i saw a burning bush
people- uhm..moses, we think you've been burning a little bush.

 

that was awesome.. LOVE IT!!

 

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If its on the web it must be true!

 

I can see that. Like there wasnt any "special" plants back then.

 

OOOHthe biblewas false all along!! DAM**T .. I hate how the internet is correct on everything....

 

Moses was probably a badass Jew with a ton of charisma and good leadership traits. He knew WTF was going down in the desert, man. It takes a massive personality to be immortalized in parchment, and this freakin' guy persuaded a bunch of warrior/builders to give up their slave labor. MF saved the lives of thousands! That's the **** right there, and that kind of strength of personality needs some 'alone time' once in a while--especially when trying to figure out what in the hell to do with all these homeless people. So he takes a little solo trip up into the hills, brews the sacred brew, and gets in touch with The Main Jew. Some solid ideas materialize in his mind and he knows he needs to share them. Even though he's still trippin' ***** a little, Moses comes back to camp only to find everyone else rollin' heavy psychoactive. Pissed. THIS IS THE THANKS I GET, I SAVE YOUR SORRY ASSES AND YOU ALL JUST USE THE BREW TO GET HIGH!!! DAMMIT TO HELL, IT'S FOR COMMUNING WITH THE SPIRITS, NOT PARTYING!!! JESUS! Listen up! Thou shalt not worship false idols, and drinking the holy brew without meditation is against the rules. Cut it out!