I just noticed...
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I just noticed...
My long term plan to own the most whorish post count of all time has finally been realized. I am, at this moment, the top dog (that is until Chain or Don decide they want to knock my counts down to noobishly low numbers). I have, however, prepared a speech:
*Clears throat*
Dear CBR Forum mangbers, Mawfakis, basement cats, ceiling kitties, and citizens of Rome:
While I put my lederhosen on one leg at a time, just like everyone else on this forum, I find myself a little elevated right now. Itfeels as if I am atop a mountain andmaking waterover the edge. Iwould like to thank the academyand everyone elsewho helped get me to this point. I would like to also thank all the little people whose backs I used as stepping stones to climb to suchsoaring heights. In celebration, I have hired a maid to hand wash my chonies, had a grill madeout ofgoldwith the number "6226" encrustedin diamonds, called Lindsay Lohan's coke connect to buy an eightball, filled up my gas tank, and told my boss what I really think of him. If I could share all these glorious extravagancies that I will soon consider mundane, I would. Trust me, it is not easy to live this large. Well, TTFN, as I am off to play doubles at the country club with my new friends Mitzy and Chaz.
*Clears throat*
Dear CBR Forum mangbers, Mawfakis, basement cats, ceiling kitties, and citizens of Rome:
While I put my lederhosen on one leg at a time, just like everyone else on this forum, I find myself a little elevated right now. Itfeels as if I am atop a mountain andmaking waterover the edge. Iwould like to thank the academyand everyone elsewho helped get me to this point. I would like to also thank all the little people whose backs I used as stepping stones to climb to suchsoaring heights. In celebration, I have hired a maid to hand wash my chonies, had a grill madeout ofgoldwith the number "6226" encrustedin diamonds, called Lindsay Lohan's coke connect to buy an eightball, filled up my gas tank, and told my boss what I really think of him. If I could share all these glorious extravagancies that I will soon consider mundane, I would. Trust me, it is not easy to live this large. Well, TTFN, as I am off to play doubles at the country club with my new friends Mitzy and Chaz.
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