My long term plan to own the most whorish post count of all time has finally been realized. I am, at this moment, the top dog (that is until Chain or Don decide they want to knock my counts down to noobishly low numbers). I have, however, prepared a speech:

*Clears throat*

Dear CBR Forum mangbers, Mawfakis, basement cats, ceiling kitties, and citizens of Rome:

While I put my lederhosen on one leg at a time, just like everyone else on this forum, I find myself a little elevated right now. Itfeels as if I am atop a mountain andmaking waterover the edge. Iwould like to thank the academyand everyone elsewho helped get me to this point. I would like to also thank all the little people whose backs I used as stepping stones to climb to suchsoaring heights. In celebration, I have hired a maid to hand wash my chonies, had a grill madeout ofgoldwith the number "6226" encrustedin diamonds, called Lindsay Lohan's coke connect to buy an eightball, filled up my gas tank, and told my boss what I really think of him. If I could share all these glorious extravagancies that I will soon consider mundane, I would. Trust me, it is not easy to live this large. Well, TTFN, as I am off to play doubles at the country club with my new friends Mitzy and Chaz.

 

 

you edited that post count, sucka!

i'll knock you off your high horse!

 

now, everyone roll your eyes at "mr. im better than you" hahahaha

 

just need a piggy back post to get to 1000. thanks sucka *slams the door*

 

4000 now [:@]damn i never would've expected when i 1st joined that i would be a mod and be 1 of the top 10 post ****** (immeanbest members of all time )

 

citizens of rome ha ha ha


















piggy back post #2 *slams door again*

 

LOL

 

how many posts do you need to be considered for moderator???





























*slams door*

 

i shall take a week off of work and wipe you all off the top post list *enter evil laugh here*.

*cracks knuckles* ................