That's why they make them liners. Actually, people think you should be so quiet and unnoticable. Can you say courtesy flush? Hahahhaa. Let that **** rip brothers, and then start hilariously laughing as you wreck that bathroom. They can't see you behind that door.

BE PROUD OF YOUR FLATULANT(S).

Be proud to;

Break water
Drop a duece
float a biscuit
drop the kids off at the pool
Take the browns to the superbowl
Release the chocolate hostages


Hahahahahahaa

 

mann ur gonna get teh best sleep evar once you actually do hit the sack

 

Q: Do you know what a fart is?















A: A turd honking to get out!

(Rim Shot)

 

i am glad you got your paper in now get home and get some rest !






and on a side note somebody asked if i could do a courtisy flush the other day i was quite like i didn't hear him and then i turn the toilet into swap water it burned my eyes soo bad !! then the guys as all upset and kinda choking he left the bathroom ! the next guy came in and said "i don't ned to go that bad" latter on in my office i heard him telling a co-worker that is the worst things he has ever smelled .. haha! i rule .. maybe not should i be proud ?

 

^^^ ftw

 

+1 on not procrastinating.

As far as going #2 in a public bathroom, I have a similar complex. On my honeymoon, I had to use a public restroom (with no *** gasket) in a third world country, at the airport, with people standing in line to use the john I was in...I still have nightmares!

 

Do you know what thoseare called?

- Paper *** Gasket

Edit: Damn, voodoo beat me to it, didn't see this second page.

 

Being overly drowsy (regarless if your "wide-eyed" or not) is still a dangerous thing to do....ESPECIALLY on a bike. DO NOT ride a bike unless you are fully alert and physically refreshed. Just because you seem awake doesn't mean your body isn't completely exhausted. The human body can "crash" at any given time if overly exhausted.

We just had a new law passed here in NM. DWD - Driving while Disoriented/Drowsy. Staying up for 18-24 hours straight has the same psycological effect as being "buzzed." Being awake for 24-36 hours straight is the same effect as being legally drunk. (again, regardless if you "feel" like you're alert or not.)

If you are caught DWD - it can carry the same pentalties as DWI. So the "I'm tired" excuse for running a red light won't work anymore.

 

^[sm=wakeup.gif]lol damn thats a strict law but makes alot of sense