Well, now I'm worried, so I checked his last login and no posts in 24 hours! *gulp* oh man...

But then I noticed Voodoo's birthday was last Sunday, did I miss it?! Dammit! Happy birthday...please come back from the dead! C'mon! Who's going to dip your stepdaughter's toothbrushes in toilet water if you aren't around! Voodoo! Where are you, check in this instant! lol

 

Sounds like paradise to me would not want to get me started on the subject.. but I would be happy to RECON < (demonstratingthe properuse ofthis word ) the area for Chris

 

Dont worry Spirit, Im sure he*s just temporarily smooshed by Flo, the big boobied waitress, and cant get up. Reminds me of the motel scene in 3000 miles to Graceland where after having relations the chick said it*d be nice if you bought a girl some flowers or chocolates and he left a hershey chocolate bar on her pillow.

HC, based on voodoos description of this motel, this may one of your most dangerous missions yet lol.

 

I am ALIVE!!! I am a really big scaredy cat, afraid of the dark and all that. I slept with the light on all night until about six AM. I didn't get a lick of sleep. Tonight I am in the Windmill Inn in Roseburg Oregon, and I am sure I will get some rest tonight. Plus another sales rep gave me some pill which is making me tired as hell. I may be groggy posting until my laptop battery runs out.

I mentioned staying at the room again next week to take pictures, but I am not sure if I can. I really hated that room. It made me totally depressed and miss home like I would never see my family again, Good grief! It is nice to be back in civilization!

 

Dont be a huge puss mang, man up, go back and show no fear and get some Flo lovin too while youre at it. [8D]

glad you made it alive and without std's or is that ytbd?

 

We will see KB, we will see. If I raped my fist into a motel towel, am I still eligible for an STD?

 

If you raped your own fist then yes you probably are eligible but if you wrapped it in the towel, I doubt it since even the filthiest motels have rather strong laundry equipment.

 

What are you saying about the quality of my fist? The fingers on that hand only pick the finest boogers, scratch grade A buttcrack, and whittle away at only prime cuts of toe jam.

 

What pill was it, exactly lol

 

my apologies then. sounds like a keeper. you seem to have a firm grasp on things. they dont call you the handy man for nothing. make sure to switch up to the stranger tonight by sitting on it first and letting it fall asleep.