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Old 10-25-2008 | 02:12 PM
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I didn't want to post another thread and this one seemed like a good one to post this on. What's up with steers now a days? Ihave probably been with about 75 steers or more(the farm was one hell of a good time). I just turned 24 last month andI have been with steers all the way up to the age of 49. On my calender at work,I writedown the name of the steer I smashed the night before so I can remember when it was and so my buddies that are married can comeby my office and wish they were single again. I also send out any pics that I might have taken the night before and send them out.

So I was just looking at this calender and since April I have smashed 12 steers(that is 3 steers a month on average and this is all cows I have never smashed before). I had a farmer email me on Myspace this past Monday and then I took him to dinner last night for the first date and within a few hours I had him naked in my bed and now Ihave another pic to send out. But what gets me is that how all the steers I have smashed tell me the same thing"moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" or "moooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

I call bull**** on that! I think they are just trying to make them selfs feel better. I could care less how many times they have sleep with a rancher on the first date. Anyways I just thought I would throw that out there and see what you guys thought about it. Didn't know if it was just a Texas thing.

Yup, pretty sure its just how they "smash" and brag in Texas...


 
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Old 10-25-2008 | 02:12 PM
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lmao....geez I sound like you guys now...wheres Jules when I need her to smack me???

 
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Old 10-25-2008 | 02:31 PM
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hahaha funny jules

 
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Old 10-25-2008 | 02:31 PM
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I didn't want to post another thread and this one seemed like a good one to post this on. What's up with steers now a days? Ihave probably been with about 75 steers or more(the farm was one hell of a good time). I just turned 24 last month andI have been with steers all the way up to the age of 49. On my calender at work,I writedown the name of the steer I smashed the night before so I can remember when it was and so my buddies that are married can comeby my office and wish they were single again. I also send out any pics that I might have taken the night before and send them out.

So I was just looking at this calender and since April I have smashed 12 steers(that is 3 steers a month on average and this is all cows I have never smashed before). I had a farmer email me on Myspace this past Monday and then I took him to dinner last night for the first date and within a few hours I had him naked in my bed and now Ihave another pic to send out. But what gets me is that how all the steers I have smashed tell me the same thing"moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" or "moooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

I call bull**** on that! I think they are just trying to make them selfs feel better. I could care less how many times they have sleep with a rancher on the first date. Anyways I just thought I would throw that out there and see what you guys thought about it. Didn't know if it was just a Texas thing.

Yup, pretty sure its just how they "smash" and brag in Texas...


OMG!! ..now I have to clean up spilt coffee, once I have stopped laughing ..lol

Jules
 
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Old 10-25-2008 | 02:42 PM
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I didn't want to post another thread and this one seemed like a good one to post this on. What's up with steers now a days? Ihave probably been with about 75 steers or more(the farm was one hell of a good time). I just turned 24 last month andI have been with steers all the way up to the age of 49. On my calender at work,I writedown the name of the steer I smashed the night before so I can remember when it was and so my buddies that are married can comeby my office and wish they were single again. I also send out any pics that I might have taken the night before and send them out.

So I was just looking at this calender and since April I have smashed 12 steers(that is 3 steers a month on average and this is all cows I have never smashed before). I had a farmer email me on Myspace this past Monday and then I took him to dinner last night for the first date and within a few hours I had him naked in my bed and now Ihave another pic to send out. But what gets me is that how all the steers I have smashed tell me the same thing"moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" or "moooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

I call bull**** on that! I think they are just trying to make them selfs feel better. I could care less how many times they have sleep with a rancher on the first date. Anyways I just thought I would throw that out there and see what you guys thought about it. Didn't know if it was just a Texas thing.
LMMFAO why did you tell on us 900RR???? no one but texans were suppossed to know about this.

 
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Old 10-25-2008 | 02:46 PM
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I didn't want to post another thread and this one seemed like a good one to post this on. What's up with steers now a days? Ihave probably been with about 75 steers or more(the farm was one hell of a good time). I just turned 24 last month andI have been with steers all the way up to the age of 49. On my calender at work,I writedown the name of the steer I smashed the night before so I can remember when it was and so my buddies that are married can comeby my office and wish they were single again. I also send out any pics that I might have taken the night before and send them out.

So I was just looking at this calender and since April I have smashed 12 steers(that is 3 steers a month on average and this is all cows I have never smashed before). I had a farmer email me on Myspace this past Monday and then I took him to dinner last night for the first date and within a few hours I had him naked in my bed and now Ihave another pic to send out. But what gets me is that how all the steers I have smashed tell me the same thing"moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" or "moooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

I call bull**** on that! I think they are just trying to make them selfs feel better. I could care less how many times they have sleep with a rancher on the first date. Anyways I just thought I would throw that out there and see what you guys thought about it. Didn't know if it was just a Texas thing.

Yup, pretty sure its just how they "smash" and brag in Texas...


LOL, I have to say that's a good one and at this time I have nothing to comeback with!
 
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Old 10-25-2008 | 02:49 PM
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ORIGINAL: 900rrSTUD

I didn't want to post another thread and this one seemed like a good one to post this on. What's up with steers now a days? Ihave probably been with about 75 steers or more(the farm was one hell of a good time). I just turned 24 last month andI have been with steers all the way up to the age of 49. On my calender at work,I writedown the name of the steer I smashed the night before so I can remember when it was and so my buddies that are married can comeby my office and wish they were single again. I also send out any pics that I might have taken the night before and send them out.

So I was just looking at this calender and since April I have smashed 12 steers(that is 3 steers a month on average and this is all cows I have never smashed before). I had a farmer email me on Myspace this past Monday and then I took him to dinner last night for the first date and within a few hours I had him naked in my bed and now Ihave another pic to send out. But what gets me is that how all the steers I have smashed tell me the same thing"moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" or "moooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

I call bull**** on that! I think they are just trying to make them selfs feel better. I could care less how many times they have sleep with a rancher on the first date. Anyways I just thought I would throw that out there and see what you guys thought about it. Didn't know if it was just a Texas thing.
LMMFAO why did you tell on us 900RR???? no one but texans were suppossed to know about this.

I take you have stump broke a few cows in your day? [sm=nono.gif]
 
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Old 10-25-2008 | 02:57 PM
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Old 10-25-2008 | 04:23 PM
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Damn. Where was I when this thread started? I started ****** at 13, now Im 30. I have been in the Army, traveling for over 11 years. I Have been with my wife for the last 5 years. Im with Kid. slightly over 100. The last time I tried to name them all was when I was 21, and came up with 55. There is no way I could compile an accurate list. My reason for the high numbers? Well, being a young, Single, Soldier, I lived for the weekends. EVERY weekend we were in the club, looking for women. When I met one, of course I woud try t get the drawers. If she gave it up fast, why would I make her my GF? I just kept sticking and moving. This is actually my second time being stationed in Hawaii. I had set a goal to have sex with at least 1 woman per month for the duration of my tour (3 years). I had a few GF along the way to mess up the count, so I left at about 24 (+ - 1). It was crazy. I only did what they allowed me to. I have had 2 women at once. Me and a homeboys had a few tag teams(no homo). I was wild back then. I can say, I have lived my life. Of course, Chlamydia has visited me quite a few times. Luckily, it was able to be cured.
 
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Old 10-25-2008 | 04:30 PM
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The pole isnt working but ill say about 6-7. LOL i have to agree with Red, if you own a sportbike and your still a virgin, somethings wrong. Weither you still live with mom(james torres), dont have a job, or just have no game
I got a nice make out session with a cougar the other night at the bar because of my bike.
 



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