^^ doh. ^ DOH

 

I was trying to remember...and I came up with 12 or 13. I got married at 19, and spent 6 years in a marriage doomed from the start. I have had sex with two girls that were not attractive...one being fugly, but I was stoned and 17 years old. Two of that total should have given me a disease [one of them snorted when she laughed but had a great ***...and sex with her coincided with the first time I ever actually liked beer (Geroge Killian*s Irish Red...07/03/2002]; thankfullyI have a clean bill of health. One was my ex-wife*s best friend, and we were together while I was seperated from the ex. Two were friends, and it hasn't ruined our friendship to date...one of those being my ex-wifes best friend. I think I was inlove with my ex-wifes best friend, and she still stirs things within me everytime I see her. She has just gotten divorced. I love my wife, butbest friend girl and I promised we would getmarried one day, if one of us was single by the age of 40. I am sure she is either 39 or 40. Whatever. She may be my dream girl, but I have never lived with her. My imagined dream girl would probablyturn into a harpy within the first week of marriage, though. Some things are better left to your imagination.

I am wondering if my internal monologue is broken, I always hate when that happens...[:@]...

 

I like the free stuff that comes with random sex. They even have cool names.

 

eat **** and die ****face. i put up with your **** and let you make it once
i was refering to working on my bike and things mechanical than trying to figure out a woman you ****ing idot. so just do the world and me a favor and shut the **** up before you open your piehole again. typical ****ing you know what. always gotta open your big mouth,if i had one that big i wouldnt know what to do with it either except open it and come out with something retarted.

 

I didn't lose my V-card till I was 20, I was a skinny kid with BAD BAD acne and I had bad self esteem issues from all that, after high school I started working out and lost my acne. I only had 8, 5 of them within a year

Monica- she was 17, happened after my dad died, she cheated on me and dumped me right before, she said she wanted to be remembered thats why she didit. Took me a long time to get over that, I still get angry about it
Lauren - she was 20 I was 20 shes a friend, she went through a BAD relationship, so we did the special friends thing for a while till I moved to NC, she was cool I haven't talked to her in a while though
Priscilla - 19, I was 21, I punched her Vcard, first girl I loved acctually loved, we had sex alot, basically thats all our relationship was, which sucked in its own way, we bounced off eachother alot, she would use me when she was having trouble with her BF and cheat on him with me and promise she still loved me and wanted to be with me.
Jen -Special friend
Bonnie - really cool girl, I wouldn't have mind being with her at the time, but on our first real date we got drunk and had sex, one nighter, never really talked again
Jen - different one, HOTTY but completely CRAZY, wasn't worth it at all, wasn't out for sex with her, but she thinks that
Ashely - we started having sex on our first date, honestly the best sex I've ever had, we did that for like 2 months, honestly though best sex, I mean dirty talking, multiple postions, hard loud sex.
Alyssa-My current gf, I punched her vcard, I love her with all my heart and couldn't imagine being without her and plan to marry her

If I hadn't met my current gf I would have been with this other chick that was a bi, she wasn't all that great, but she had this HOT lesbian friend that was never with a guy and we were talking about a threesome, they were going to let me take pics too, but like I said I met my girl then and I knew I was going to be with her forever so I passed on it, I feel I should be kicking myself for it, but I don't

 

Wowzers...TIME THE F_CK OUT BEFORE THIS GETS DUMB!!!Stop...breathe...and think. C.O. and D.I. going at it? You guys have too much in common. The responses to eachother are not appropriate, and it should have been caught earlier. Please stopNOW...both of you are members of this forum that I personally care for. Chill...

 

aight ill chill Chris. my apologies to YOU bro. not having a good night/week it was the straw that broke the camels back.

 

Dang i dont know who to side with. Txn is my new buddy in pranks, but Doog is a 54 owner. Im sooo confused.

 

TK, theres no sides to take...its smashed, over with, ciao, however u want to put it.

 

LOL. My bad Txn. I didnt mean anything more than a joke. Kinda like a .....you set yourself up for that one ha hasorta thing. Didnt think you would get so worked up about it. lmao, sorry bro. you gotta admit tho.....

TK, thanks for having my back........well......................sort of.