So this is what Honda riders talk about when there not talking about bikes LOL! A poop is like a grab bag-you never know what your going to get except for crap.

 

very good analogy

 

Ummm, yeaaaaah, how do I poop? Well, it all depends, lol...what REALLY sucks is when you're in full gear, either doing a trackday or just out enjoying the countryside and ooops, you're tummy's starting to turn. Okay, a trackday isn't too bad. You still have to take your leathers off, etc...if you're out in the middle of BFE, 20-30+ miles or so from anything, no gas stations, no rest areas, no butt paper<now THAT would suck.

 

I must go with my cigarettes in my mouth, if not the poop will refuse to be launched!!
old habit die hard I guess...

 

I never take less than 10 minutes. I always read sportrider or hot rod magazine while im on the can. I dont have enough time to read magazines anywhere else so being on the crapper is a good excuse. If its a good mag I'll read the whole thing in there. And sometimes if my schedule lines up correctly I'll drop a duece and then take a shower, that way I feel and smell so fresh and so clean. Takes me damn near an hour if i have a good mag and then take a shower.

 

I hate to go poop...it is a waste of my time. I think I am going to get some Depends and call it good. Apparently you can go skiing, mountain biking, horseback riding, spelunking, etc...or is that tampons? I'm so confused!