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how to chop off finger!!

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Old 12-14-2006, 11:39 PM
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How too chope off finger
1. Put motorcycle on rear stand.
2.get old t shirt and begin to clean brake rotor.
3. put motorcycle in nutreal and spin tire.
4. while spining tire press in the rear brake rotor firmly.
5. Give it time to catch and slice the the finger off right under the finger nail.
6. grab a paper towel and place pressure on finger.
7. grab another towel and pick up tip of finger.
8. Get in car and drive to hospital.
9. Park in pregnant lady parking at hospital
10. Run into the ER and tell the lady that you have choped off your finger..
THE END
 
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Old 12-15-2006, 02:52 AM
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man, i gotta try this, sounds fun!
 
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Holy Crap!! I can't believe you parked in the pregnant lady spot!!
But seriously, that sucks! What did it catch on, and were they able to re-attach it?
 
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Im not counting but isnt that people/2 fingers in less than a week?..
 
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Old 12-15-2006, 01:33 PM
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It got cought on my rear brake rotor.. I have galfer brakes and they are sharp as heck. They have the holes in the middle of the rotor and i was just spining it and it got caught in there... They couldnt reatach it. I have been going in every day and they have to numb it and clean it. I am glade that i am in the army they pay for every thing and i dont have to work. But i would rather have my finger..
 
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Ooooph! No es bueno!
 
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jeez man, that's horrible. Whether they would have helped or not, I've pinched/cut my fingers so many times working on my bikes that I invested the $20 in some mechanix gloves. I love em and wont take my bike apart without them on.
 
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Old 12-15-2006, 02:37 PM
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Ya know the sad thing is that i have some real good ones. They have the lights on them and everything.. Oh well stuff happens ya know.. Thanks for the advice.. TheKid
 
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Old 12-15-2006, 04:50 PM
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dang, your the second person to do that in like a week.

there was another post a week or so ago, the guy was doing the exact
same thing and cut the tip of his finger off with the rear brake disc....

wow, man, that has got to suck, can you still pick your nose?

 

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