So I go get the mail and there's a thick envelope from the IRS. I'm thinking "Oh great, they want to audit me". I open it up and wade thru page after page after page after page after check after page after... wait... WTF?!? Check?!?

Apparently they, the IRS, made a mistake in my taxes this year and owed me an additional $100 + change. The 10+ pages were the standard "How we calculated your taxes", "How to dispute our findings" & "How to make the bent over position you normally assume on April 15th more comfortable". And a 1 page, 1 paragraph cover letter that boils down to "Oops... My bad dude"

 

The stupid part is that it probably cost 3 grand in tax money for them to send you that hundred bucks. lol..

 

Surprised they didn't find a way to just reclaim that 100 bucks as there own. I'm always confused when I owe the state 15 bucks or something stupid like that. How the hell can I owe you when you control what get's taken outta my checks. Only happened once but it seemed so stupid.

 

Your lucky. I got this via email:

I once again notify you as my earlier letters were returned undelivered. The
late Engr. Jurgen Krugger made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million,
One Hundred Thousand Dollars USD$30,100.000.00 to you in the Codicil and last testament to his
WILL. If I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to
enable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant time.
Note: You are advise to contact me with my personal

Email:baristerthomasthompson006@hotmail.co.uk

I await your prompt response.

Yours in Service,
BARRISTER THOMAS THOMPSON ESQ.

 

and we wonder why the gov't can't get anything done quickly or efficiently

 

$$Ching Ching$$