Have you ever...
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RE: Have you ever...
ORIGINAL: woo545
Have you ever worked on a bike or car...set a tool down next to you, just to have it miraculously vanish?
Have you ever worked on a bike or car...set a tool down next to you, just to have it miraculously vanish?
Jules
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RE: Have you ever...
Have you ever bullshat your way through an entire conversation with a person who knew you but you had no clue who they were??
That happens about once a month minimum for me.
That happens about once a month minimum for me.
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RE: Have you ever...
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Have you ever had a person give you a telephone number in a wierd cadence? I had a girl give me a number today and had to ask her for it again. She should have said 510...334...5077. She said 510...33...45...077. WTF? Doesn't she understand phone number etiquette? Der!!!
Have you ever had a person give you a telephone number in a wierd cadence? I had a girl give me a number today and had to ask her for it again. She should have said 510...334...5077. She said 510...33...45...077. WTF? Doesn't she understand phone number etiquette? Der!!!
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RE: Have you ever...
ORIGINAL: shoortbuss
Have you ever bullshat your way through an entire conversation with a person who knew you but you had no clue who they were??
That happens about once a month minimum for me.
Have you ever bullshat your way through an entire conversation with a person who knew you but you had no clue who they were??
That happens about once a month minimum for me.
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From: PA
RE: Have you ever...
I absolutely hate when I know the person...I work with the quite a bit...but when I have them looking over my shoulder and I'm trying to look up there information...I can never remember their name.
Have you ever pulled up to an intersection, plan on going, but for some reason hesitate long enough that have to quickly put your foot down to keep from falling over?
Have you ever pulled up to an intersection, plan on going, but for some reason hesitate long enough that have to quickly put your foot down to keep from falling over?
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From: Central Wisconsin
RE: Have you ever...
Oh yeah! Light turns green but the three cars in front of you hesitatemore than expected.
That leads me to:
When I'm putting my left foot down when my bike's stopped and I can't because my ****ing pants are caught on the damn shift linkage!!!!
Am I the only one?
That leads me to:
When I'm putting my left foot down when my bike's stopped and I can't because my ****ing pants are caught on the damn shift linkage!!!!
Am I the only one?
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RE: Have you ever...
Ever sat down to take a sh$t, strained & pushed out what feels like the largest frickin turd in the world, only to look into the toilet and theres nothin in it?
Ever wiped your a$$ after a good healthy sh$t and theres nothin-i mean NOTHING-on the paper?
Ever had to wipe so many times that you get scared that you might clog it before the dirtyness ends, so you have to flush ahead of time?
Or maybe just me? lol
-Adam
Ever wiped your a$$ after a good healthy sh$t and theres nothin-i mean NOTHING-on the paper?
Ever had to wipe so many times that you get scared that you might clog it before the dirtyness ends, so you have to flush ahead of time?
Or maybe just me? lol
-Adam
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RE: Have you ever...
ORIGINAL: isolated1523
Ever sat down to take a sh$t, strained & pushed out what feels like the largest frickin turd in the world, only to look into the toilet and theres nothin in it?
Ever wiped your a$$ after a good healthy sh$t and theres nothin-i mean NOTHING-on the paper?
Ever had to wipe so many times that you get scared that you might clog it before the dirtyness ends, so you have to flush ahead of time?
Or maybe just me? lol
-Adam
Ever sat down to take a sh$t, strained & pushed out what feels like the largest frickin turd in the world, only to look into the toilet and theres nothin in it?
Ever wiped your a$$ after a good healthy sh$t and theres nothin-i mean NOTHING-on the paper?
Ever had to wipe so many times that you get scared that you might clog it before the dirtyness ends, so you have to flush ahead of time?
Or maybe just me? lol
-Adam
Ok... Have you guys ever taken a crap so big that it forced a smile upon your face. Mind you nothing is funny... its just such a huge log that your facial muscles flex.
