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Old 04-23-2007, 07:58 PM
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GET A PATERNITY TEST!!!
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You will have a girl, your girl will grow to be sixteen, just wait and see how you feel about her and boys. Not trying to be mean, whats done is done, now you gotta do what you gotta do.

I got a girl pregnant by accident, now I have a beautiful 4yr old daughter. When shes sixteen I'll be in jail for beating down boys, or locking her up, whichever comes first.
 
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Old 04-23-2007, 10:35 PM
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... now I have a beautiful 4yr old daughter. When shes sixteen I'll be in jail for beating down boys, or locking her up, whichever comes first.
^^X2

I've got a 5YO, and a 16 MO ... Both girls, and I will probably end uplaying the smackdown onthe first couple of boys that even think of dating my babies...I guess it's a Daddy thing. So yes... he gets little sympathy from me.
 
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*capture
*change
*control

the 3 C's of woman (ALL females)

http://www.askmen.com/love/dzimmer_6...e_answers.html

I can not tell you what will happen in your life or how your life will change. I am a 26 year old man that has never had a girl friend and will never have a girl friend. I can only give you my thoughts on why i hate them. That said. Don't sell the bike. Its like telling someone go sky diving ect ect but when you have a kid you have to stop having fun. Only retarded people say that. I would say you should pull some kind of insurance out on yourself so that *IF* it ever happens your baby will be taken care of. That is all that is needed. At your age it will be cheap. I wish you the best in your new life. In this world we are all brothers and sisters.
 
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Old 04-24-2007, 02:49 AM
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I am a 26 year old man that has never had a girl friend and will never have a girl friend. I can only give you my thoughts on why i hate them.
Uhhhh, can you say auto-eroticism? I'll bet you have a couple of really crunchy tube socks.
 
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Old 04-24-2007, 04:15 AM
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I'll bet you have a couple of really crunchy tube socks.
[:'(]All over between his sheets and under his bed, with an empty bottle offamily size lotion[:'(]
 
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http://www.realdoll.com/
http://www.pjur.com/

cheaper then a real girl. No bitching and ready to go anytime.
 
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Wowsers, maybe we can get a group buy going on those!![sm=drooldude.gif]
 
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They are about 7,000 but you get what you pay for thats for sure
 
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They are about 7,000 but you get what you pay for thats for sure
lol you would know wouldn't you?
 


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