Thought it would be fun to share things you are really lucky at or things you have the worst luck with...or both.

Good luckwise, I have the most uncanny ability to find a parking good space at any given time. It will be Christmas Eve, and I will have to go to Walmart, and as I pull into the parking lot, someone will pull out of the closest parking space near the front doors (for example). Happens like that ALL the time for me. My wifey can vouch.

Bad luckwise, whenever I have to use a public restroom, someone ahead of me has just taken the hairiest colon cleansing dump and has flat destroyed the bathroom. It's like, when I have to go to the bathroom a huge sign comes on at the nearest public toilet asking all raunchy bastards to **** their a$$ before I can get there. When I am forced to smell someone else's poo, I get very angry...like the Hulk.

Whatchu gots?