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Old 08-14-2007, 09:50 PM
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Dunno why, but takin a dump has to have different sayings...

Dropping the kids off at the pool
Takin the browns to the superbowl
Release the chocolate hostages (not racial, more like the caramel nugget ones you get in the box)
Hatchin a turtle or the turtles are migrating
touchin cloth
pressure valve's burstin

ok, that's it. lol.
 
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Old 08-14-2007, 09:52 PM
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ORIGINAL: Illushun

Dunno why, but takin a dump has to have different sayings...

Dropping the kids off at the pool
Takin the browns to the superbowl
Release the chocolate hostages (not racial, more like the caramel nugget ones you get in the box)
Hatchin a turtle or the turtles are migrating
touchin cloth
pressure valve's burstin

ok, that's it. lol.

about to poop - prairy doggin or turtle head a pokin
 
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ORIGINAL: Hatebreed

saw a sticker whilie riding to soccer this morning on a toaster that said i love my toaster haha it was the 1st time i heard it called that...
haha, i saw a honda element with this sticker on it

http://www.flickr.com/photos/notthesame/400997186/
 
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Old 08-14-2007, 10:54 PM
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I thought the cooter was called a toaster?
 
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giving birth to baby brown eye......[:'(]
 
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Old 08-15-2007, 12:21 AM
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a sewer = amanhole
a woman's vagina = a manhole


also isaw an awesome bumper sticker on this chick's truck (she was hot no doubt) but it say "if your gonna ride my ***, at least pull my hair"
 
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Gonna give birth to a sergeant, and flush him before he picks up Staff

I call a woman marine in a sleeping bag....a bag nasty

All fun all fun, no harm intended!!!!!!
 
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Almost forgot

*****......= Heat Seeking Moisture Missle.
 
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Homosexual in a sleeping bag: fruit roll-up
 
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Voodoo, I think you should clarify the "meat curtains." I don't know if it's a regional thing or what, but where I come from, "meat curtains" or "roast beef sandwich" refers to a vagina in which the inner lips hang lower than/outside the outer lips.
 


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