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Old 08-13-2007 | 03:17 PM
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At Kewlbreeze's request (he's Tahoe's cyber sugar daddy for those who don't know), I thought I wouldstart a thread that should result insome funnyresponses.What are your funny replacement words or phrases for whatever? I'll go first.

[ul][*]lower back tattoo: c_ck mat for the $hit locker[*]vagina: meat curtains[*]anus: mud whistle[*]gamer: vidiot[*]"shut your mouth": "shut your man pleaser"[/ul]
 
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Old 08-13-2007 | 03:21 PM
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i always thought 'f_ck stick' was funny......
 
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Old 08-13-2007 | 03:32 PM
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*****-meat whistle, skin flute, tube steak
*****- fun bags
civic with wing- **** box
anus-hershey highway, brown eye
scion xB-toaster
hell- 4 white walls, desk and computer
 
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Old 08-13-2007 | 04:49 PM
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ORIGINAL: urandaman

*****-meat whistle, skin flute, tube steak
*****- fun bags
civic with wing- **** box
anus-hershey highway, brown eye
scion xB-toaster
hell- 4 white walls, desk and computer
Haha.

Scion xB - lunch box
 
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Old 08-13-2007 | 04:53 PM
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heard this one last night on family guy

uncontrol bowel movement - "dropping the anchor without the captain's permission"
 
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Old 08-13-2007 | 04:55 PM
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ORIGINAL: urandaman

*****-meat whistle, skin flute, tube steak
*****- fun bags
civic with wing- **** box
anus-hershey highway, brown eye
scion xB-toaster
hell- 4 white walls, desk and computer
saw a sticker whilie riding to soccer this morning on a toaster that said i love my toaster haha it was the 1st time i heard it called that...
 
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Old 08-13-2007 | 05:10 PM
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Gamer- geek
A Girl who smokes-Easy
 
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Old 08-13-2007 | 06:56 PM
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ORIGINAL: CBRCRF

Gamer- geek
A Girl who smokes-Easy

If she smokes, she pokes
 
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Old 08-13-2007 | 07:05 PM
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Kewlbreeze isTahoe's cyber sugar daddy for those who don't know
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Old 08-13-2007 | 07:05 PM
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If she smokes, she pokes
haha i say that too even though i have no idea what pokes refers to in a sexal senese...

i like to say 'polish' when something looks like it has poor design, or someone fixed something totally the wrong way...

 


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