If she says F-u I'd say Add "I want To" in front of that and you sound just like your mom did last night"

Mom jokes are often too easy. You can say in a sarcastic tone "You're Mom's a Virgin" and they'll come back "No shes not". But damn are the funny. (Just like your mom)

Oh yeah
"You're Mom goes to College"

 

tell her she's got a mooseknuckle

 

You should have told her that her mom has a 1970's porno p_ssy.

 

Breezy word of the day...

perspicacious:having or showing penetrating mental discernment; clear sighted