I just called this girl a name via txt message. She txted back "takes one to know one."

QUICK I NEED A COMEBACK TO THAT.

Yes I know this is childish. Just go with it.

 

nevermind your all too late. am i the only person with no life doing homework this late?

 

It's hard to come back on "Takes one to know one". Normally in a panic situation like that I go back to the basic "So's your face". Indesputable. If that does fail you can fall back on the ultimate bomb ...
"That's not what your mom said last night".

 

Tell her she needs to lose weight. That's the ultimate, even if she's skinny hahahaha

 

yeah, because ...you know...women don't already have a complex about that subject!

 

call her a **** girls love that

 

"You are one."

 

"lick my *****" ... could go good or bad... she may say "ok" or "**** you"


pretty sure i would have said something regarding her mom. classic.

 

Or the ultimate bad word!!!!! ****!!! Never fails. I did it once and didnt get sex for 2 weeks!!!!

 

You shoulda called her a big ole meanie poopy head .. no one's ever ready or has a comeback for such a perspicacious response.