LOL... OMG I'm about to OR..... just made me pee a little... I totally understand the being late for work thing...

 

Had that one. A guy broke in and started beating my mom. I beat the **** out of him and then pulled the trigger while he was standing right under his bottom jaw.

 

What? Me.

 

I was horrible in class during the video game phase stay up til 4am go to class at 7am id sleep in class a real deep sleep and id startle awake everytime never fail and being stared at....

 

lol, that just reminded me of a summer class I took in high school to replace a grade. This one guy, Ian, fell asleep the second day of class and woke upso violently he knocked his desk over and fell outof his chair. At lunch I asked him what happened, he said he had a dream he was running and ran into atree. That class (geometry) was so boring everyone used to fall asleep, I fell asleep so heavy one day in the back of the class with my head against the wall and Rowe (the evil hag of a teacher) told my friend Ryan to wake me up. He poked my shoulder and I didn't wake up so she told him to punch me, he punched me so hard I fell over and didn't wake up until I hit the bookshelf beside my desk. LMAO, the best days of our lives...