Not as cool of a story, but hilarious none the less...

i'm 4, it snowed, mom stayed home from work. My house is on a big hill, so my driveway is pretty steep. she decides to get me all bundled out and take me out sledding. so we walk about half-way up the driveway, she stands infront of the sled, puts me in it then moves out of the way to let me go, turns around and realizes... my dads Blazer is parked at the bottom of the driveway directly in my path. Now remember i'm like 4 or 5, and i remember every second of this in amazing detail... mom starts screaming, i look up, see the truck, turn around and see her frantically running after me, turn back down the hill and see the trailer hitch right at forehead level. Being the quick thinking todler i was, i layed my *** down and put my hands up. I ended up completely fine, holding onto the bumper, only a little under the car.
and now when mom says "i guess you didn't think that through to well now did you" I have something to respond with.

 

Buahahahahaha!!!!!

That made my day!

 

The correct way to bump start a motorcycle is by pushing it. WTF were they doing???

 

when my batery died, I push started my bike my self. It realy isnt that hard to do. You stand on the left side, pop it in second pull the clutch run your *** off with the bike, pop the clutch and gas it. Make shure you pull the clutch right back after poping it or you will be looking a t the back of you bike as it speeds away.

I did this for almost 2 weeks before my cheap *** decided it was time for a new battery.


I did try it on a friend's rebel 1800 cc. IT DOESNT WORK! the engine is too heavy and the rear tire doesn't have enogh grip to turn the engine.

 

Ok, So he has someone there to help clutch start his bike, wouldn't have been so much cheaper to have him drive to a battery shop.
Oh, it would have been so much better if the guy in the 4X4 just hit the brakes & listened to this guy slam into the back of him.