So i"m opretty fvicking drunk. Hioppiong sass wedding recetipo n tonight and damn was it ga goo donme.

Dude, Igot to make out with so many ****ing hawt girlstoninght it's ridgulcousl. I've been trying to get Jen to invite her frine d MoneyPenny over for q while now and tonight I finally got 5ro check out her everytihing...


She's hot... she's comingover tom0orroe apperarently sos we can alllget down to businss.\

I promise each and everyonbe one of uyou pic65tures if it happens... peace out;.

 

Sounds like a good night eh?

 

Really, your drunk? Well at least you have this thread to remind you if you forget you have a girl coming over tomorrow.

 

lol, This will be one of those... "Oh ****.. I wrote that lastnight moments"

 

Ha, love a good **** up, but you can't beat one at a wedding, love to see how you come out in some of the photos Suckmorepissyachan. Good luck tomorrow

 

HAHA! Damn!
Way to go.

 

What razor are you going to use to shave your tongue in the morning? I prefer the "Fusion".

 

This was the best typo in your whole post. Bravo!

As far as a threesome, stretch beforehand,pace yourself, and if you get confused in the middle of it, don't freak out, just slow down, someone else will pick up the slack. Stay hydrated too, I like a 50/50 mix of water and blue gatorade. Don't let either one of them overeat, just appitizers, if one feels fat then the whole thing is off, you should just have fruit, trust me, just fruit, the reasons are too numerous to list. Finally, this is key, you may be just a prop, don't thing you are starring in this show, you may be justa spectator through some of it, but be cool, stay in the game, even if itis in a limited capacity, sooner or later you will be called upon, and you better be ready. Good luck, but expect huge problems after it is all said and done.

 

It aint going to happen, he's going to bepassed out well into late afternoonand never even hear the phone ring.

 

I am thinking the girls will just sober up, that will be the end


But i'm rootin for ya Kid