So this is my work safe joke that I always tell at parties ect when I can't tell any "good" jokes


p.s. on a completely side note this joke is in the movie "alot like love" and if you wanna get lucky with a girl on a date... not only is this a great movie to watch im 6/6 watching it


anyway...



So There's this kid, and he's digging a hole in his backyard and he looks all sad.
And the neighbor lady peeks over the fence and says "what are you doing there little Johnny?" Johnny replies. "Im digging a hole, my goldfish died and im going to bury him.

The lady is touched and saddened by the kindness the boy is putting out for his pet but she is still curious so she asks. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish." she says. the boy replies.
"Thats because he's inside your stupid cat!"

 

I'm not gonna lie, that made me chuckle

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLi0-...eature=related