Chuck Norris
Welcome Crew and May 2012 Ride of the Month
Joined: Aug 2010
Posts: 1,563
Likes: 2
From: Kitchener, Ontario
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer....... Too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his ****..... it is now called red bull.
Chuck Norris doesn'y sleep..... He waits
Chuck Norris decided to sell his ****..... it is now called red bull.
Chuck Norris doesn'y sleep..... He waits
Senior Member
Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 173
Likes: 0
From: Reidsville, NC
I don't see the big deal about Chuck Norris, he is just an average guy.
uh, hold on.....someone's at the door..................I'll be right back....................(never to be heard from again)
uh, hold on.....someone's at the door..................I'll be right back....................(never to be heard from again)
Super Moderator and Official Welcome Crew Yeti
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 2,066
Likes: 6
From: Souf Cackilack
some of my faves:
Jesus walked on water; Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris counted to Infinity. Twice.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Jesus walked on water; Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris counted to Infinity. Twice.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Senior Member
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 419
Likes: 0
From: Seattle, WA
lol lol lol i never heard of these ^^ +1
