blonde joke
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blonde joke
blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Pleasecome over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw
puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get itstarted."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be
when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on
the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with
the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she
has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks
at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of
all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you
to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then
" He sighed ................ "Let's put all of the Frosted Flakes back in the
box.
puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get itstarted."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be
when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on
the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with
the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she
has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks
at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of
all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you
to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then
" He sighed ................ "Let's put all of the Frosted Flakes back in the
box.
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