APRIL FOOLS JOKES
Alright, who what and how did you get it!!!!! last night my daughter calls me and says she got into auto accident while driving w/ her mother[:@] she JUST went thru her drivers ed class !!! not sure if she's got more then 5 min on the road!!! any way she say's that she caused more than $10,000 in damadge to other car she starts cryin ,mean while I'm SH*tin bricks!!!! like whats this gonna cost me!!!( believe me fellow CBR riders if only you knew what I've been thru w/ this kid in the last 4 years, she's had more than growing pains, she exploded!!!) so when she calls me w/ this latest episode I was freakin!! mind you I coooompletly foregot all about april fools, she had me hook line and sinker!!!!! mean while my wife's on the couch listning and starting to figer it out, not until she heard me say " Alicia thats not funny!!!"[>:] did she start to bust up laughing!!! my wife thought it was so funny!!! what a fool I was[sm=loser.gif]!!!!!!. any way's you other fools tell what happind to you, I can't be the only "APRIL FOOL"
my bro got me, but he started early... He told me he dumped his brand new 636 (only about 700 miles on the bike, as well as riding experience) and I thought ooooohhh ****... cause he still owed a bunch of money. *(EDIT: It doesnt do it justice saying it that way. He said he lost his rear tire and it went down at about 45mph. said he slid and watched the bike flip and flip and flip, and that it was completely totaled) I was thinking of ways to sell my bike and get 2 bikes for it an all kinds of crap. Had me so worried I only ate half my lunch... then he tells me "well, i cant keep this going, i think it'll get way out of hand by the time the 1st comes around" (*&(^*&%&^(*&&&&*(*(*&(&)^%$%$#%$#%$^&^%&^%%#$@@
anyways... he just got a small scratch an a broken turn signal (which he JUST put on) by dumping it at 0mph in the lot... shiiiit... im gonna kick his *** when he gets down here to move me O_o fker....
anyways... he just got a small scratch an a broken turn signal (which he JUST put on) by dumping it at 0mph in the lot... shiiiit... im gonna kick his *** when he gets down here to move me O_o fker....
When i worked at hardees as a kid, the night before when i was closing we tool all the swivel chair out of the lobby and hid them by the dumpsters. I got a nasty call from my boss at 530 am. gladly she was cool and they put everything back together and i didnt have to come in. She was a cool boss anyways. On another note me wife's and i anniversary is april fools day, what priest would marry us on that day... a crazy one. Althought with 3 kids and all kids of crap to do we never have time to do any pranking. I am waiting for our 10th and then give her a big 3 or 4 karat wedding ring...cubic zurconia or something lol.
ok first off a lil back ground.... my g/f was late last week (yea THAT kinda late) so ive been a lil stressed anyway she took a test came back negative, ok so...my g/f sent me an email with a link to a egreetings card, i clicked on it http://gallery.myfuncards.com/retrie...rC4fv6ODJWRrXy
oh well she GOT me!!!
oh well she GOT me!!!
I feel for you but she did get you good. My x girlfriend called and said guess what? The dreaded phrase Im pregnant well as soon as i picked my self up off the floor and the moment of silence she said "April Fools" so she got me good. oh and that was my wake up call instead of my alarm. Take it easy and you have a whole year to think of something to get her back.
Called my mom from gatlinberg (we were there for the weekend) and told her that my gf and i had just gotten married at one of those marriage chapels....lol she flipped out!
-Adam
-Adam
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ok first off a lil back ground.... my g/f was late last week (yea THAT kinda late) so ive been a lil stressed anyway she took a test came back negative, ok so...my g/f sent me an email with a link to a egreetings card, i clicked on it http://gallery.myfuncards.com/retrie...rC4fv6ODJWRrXy
oh well she GOT me!!!
ok first off a lil back ground.... my g/f was late last week (yea THAT kinda late) so ive been a lil stressed anyway she took a test came back negative, ok so...my g/f sent me an email with a link to a egreetings card, i clicked on it http://gallery.myfuncards.com/retrie...rC4fv6ODJWRrXy
oh well she GOT me!!!
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