I just dont have anything good to follow up with, but i can offer try getting laid more than once every 3 months. Practice makes perfect.

 

You gotta Bust one out before hand... The seond one is definetly less messy and take longer

Also invest in one of these....

 

You kind of have to imagine that you're just a dumb block of wood, just hammering away at this object, and that's all your job is. Once you get that down and you can nail her for an hour or two, or three, or four, without resting, then feel free to go south on her before jamming the snake in. Of course, after 2 minutes she'll be begging for the snake.

Good luck, and make sure you kiss her a lot first and get her all worked up. That way, since you probably can't follow the above advice, you'll make her *** quick and then you can just dump your load right away.

 

this is a funny topic but since we are here before i got married i could last for ever now ive been married for 6yrs me and the wife are done in 10 minutes or less dont know why but thats how it normally goes but i know when im drunk i can go for hours on in so try that method

 

Pop a hand full of vicoden, body goes numb and you can't feel a thing, but you can go and go and go and go and go and............

 

Dear oh dear, knew that it would get down to this sort of thing sooner or later. As they say, two things to avoid in conversation, sex & religon.
As for lasting longer, compared to wot & to whom? I think I heard somewhere that average is like 5 minutes. Being an old bastard I can tell you as you get older the longer it lasts. Something along the lines of: Wot you used to do all night, takes all night to do. I've heard of all types of things that can prolong it, but all of it involve desensatisation of some kind & who in their right mind would want to do that? Besides if you think your to quick, you can always go back for 2nd's & 3rd's.
Should just be gratefull your getting some in the 1st place.

 

Thats the way to do it. Get yours and get out! My wife and I are the same way.

 

why are those rings so small?

 

i have heard that if you jerk off a lot it is a good practice to try to go for a while. cause you can accidentally train yourself to be too fast if the little guy is all used to blowing after just a little bit of fun.

 

Here is my tongue in cheek response (pun intended...or no? You decide):

Be awkward. She will say things like, "Ouch" or "You're on my hair" or "I have to answer my phone". That will help your overly excited libido to calm down (like imagining your mother naked). Then, if you are on top, reach back with your free hand and pinch your own nuggets. This willgive youa shock (much less than your dog sniffing your mud cutter with his cold nose), but will provide amuch needed distraction, nonetheless, and result in added longevity. Make sure to pull out often, and use any random phrase you can think of. I will provide a few options for your convenience: "Was that my doorbell", "Did I leave the iron on", "I have to set my DVR to record the Laker's game". So many options. Finally, don't worry about longevity. It is all about you in this case. The world revolves around you...

More realistic answer:

If a girl is sleeping with you, I would think she likes you (unless she is just plain slutty). You will probably both feel selfconscious to some degree, and it will be a little awkward the first time. I think sex is best with a partner you know. If you happen to erupt early, I'd bet the girl would understand, provided you were a considerate lover, and get back in the saddle after a reasonable break. My first time with my current wife was a disaster. Drinking, us both being in a relationship, and the front seat of her vehicle did make it hard to perform (such rationalization). Just be honest. If you haven't been with a lady for some time, that could absolutely be a positive. Try to breath, take your time, and enjoy yourself...oh ya, and the condom thing may be helpful.