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Old 07-06-2007, 03:30 PM
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Everytime my wife and I make love, she has orgasms until she goes into convulsions and dies. I always have to get out the defibrillator. If you guys don't have to shock your partner back to life after each session, you are lousy in the sack. Hey Diz...wowzer man, I had to take a shower after reading your post . Leave a little more to the imagination next time...a big bad moderator might come along and lock us out!
+1, i stole my defibulator from the airport. its stashed under my bed for use at a moments notice!
P.S. my Ex loves it in the ****. i love to give it to her too
 
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Old 07-06-2007, 04:26 PM
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this thread turned really entertaining.
 
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Old 07-07-2007, 08:04 AM
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space docking- i didnt mean give her multiples, just do it over a period of time. say, every other time u all have some fun in bed ya know.

voodoo-my bad bout bein to visual and what not
 
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Old 07-07-2007, 09:51 AM
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Well... i dont have those medical gadgets, but i allways have parked my truck close and jumper cables ready!!! that way when she looks at the liteshe will come back.
 
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:00 AM
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ORIGINAL: SpaceDocking
Ive been barking up that tree for a while now, no ****in luck, totally against it, any convincing tips? haha
Here's something I've come up with (rippedoff the cartoon):

 
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:04 AM
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ORIGINAL: SpaceDocking
Ive been barking up that tree for a while now, no ****in luck, totally against it, any convincing tips? haha
Here's something I've come up with (rippedoff the cartoon):

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Voodoo, you crack me up man. You find the best photos/cartoons/videos/jokes out there.
 
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I have done it to women in the past... many who loved it. The wifey and I got on the subject one night and she is well if you want to stick it in there you can forget it. She said its what guys do to each other and that if that is what I want I know where to look. And that one is never going to happen.
 
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I got my finger in last night! I think I'm making some progress!

Voodoo- that's the funniest cartoon I've ever seen!!!
 


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