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Old 07-07-2007, 04:55 PM
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I got my finger in last night! I think I'm making some progress!

Voodoo- that's the funniest cartoon I've ever seen!!!
haha hot damn, you're on your way! that or she's just f***'n w/ you.......letting you think you've got the backdoor pass,then........BAM......you'll be hit w/ a "wtf do you think you're doing!!!???" lol.
 
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Just go normally dawgy then pull out really fast and hit the back door. Say "opps it slipped". Maby youll get lucky. And I believe todays the day to do it 777
 
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Old 07-09-2007, 10:23 AM
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Just go normally dawgy then pull out really fast and hit the back door. Say "opps it slipped". Maby youll get lucky. And I believe todays the day to do it 777
trust me......that dont work. they turn around wit that weird face and start cussin if u dont take it out lol
 
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rofl
 
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did you know most women can make a sound like a dolphin? Slip it back there without her knowing first and your liable to hear it!
 
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did you know most women can make a sound like a dolphin? Slip it back there without her knowing first and your liable to hear it!
yeah...then she rips ur dick off
 
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this post is cracking me up. You fools arent having luck with it cause you aint doin it right.

and your women arent drunk enough... lol


 
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this post is cracking me up. You fools arent having luck with it cause you aint doin it right.

and your women arent drunk enough... lol


Spill the beans Wonder woman!!!
 
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LOL!

Ahhh grasshopper.....

You have to take your time...be gentle...
you cant just jam it in and go to town like your in a **** flick.
lubrication is key...and it helps if you are stimulating the **** while doing it as well.
most guys dont have the patience and want to put it all the way in right off the bat..
baby steps...
This is the final of all sex techniques that need to be mastered by the male counterpart...
If you havent mastered other techniques, dont even bother attempting this one.

Its funny actually...you guys always manage to put it in the wrong place right off the get go, I guess its inevitable...the attraction to the "unexplored territory".

 
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No what sux is when they are alittle tipsy and say go for it and the next time they are like hell no. Its like giving someone the best piece of candy ever and after they are finished saying that was the last piece in the world. If I am only going to get it once maybe i would have taken time to smell the roses. haahahhaha
 


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