I wouldnt try that cause even MRE's go bad.


Twanks are the only thing that'll last forever.

 

We are becoming a bunch of pansies from all the food/air/water purification and fears to the point where we die from stuff that expired 20 minutes ago. I think I ate so much questionable stuff during college that my immune system finally got stronger. But yeah, tomatoes 1 year past expiration is probably pushing it lol. Go make the doodoo often to cleanse out the system.

p.s. through many accidental experiments I've found what they say is true that honey is the only food that never expires.

 

I drank out of a spit cup once........once.


During the winter a real BAD flu came through town. I felt like the Omega Man. My mom's husband started it, then mom got it. Also both bro's got it and their wives. They had it for weeks.

I was like WTF! Am I not good enough?

 

my roommate in college would eat a pizza that was 4 days old...









did i mention that he kept the pizza in his closet?

 

How come you are still alive? [&:]

 

well thanks to the usda and the post heat treatment thier shoudl be nothign in thier that will kill you, but if the can has failed and let air in your jsut got a crap load of mold so if your body strong u be ok if not hope you got wifi in the bathroom lol

 

i guess i'll make it. USDA and FDA are full of ****!

 

man i just ate sum spaguettis and now i just had to click on that link and see that guys ***..thanks woo! ..couldn't keep it to myself sent it to my brothers im nd he got sick off the coffee he wuz drinking..talk about chain reaction!

 

they sell tomato soup in a can?? damn im a college student so i just mix ketchup with hot water

 

In times like this, I think Alcohol, and lots of it. Is the answer! At least you won't care when you die lol