What a coincidence...I also **** on your girlfriend (but only when you are at work). [sm=icon_rofl.gif]


P.S. Sorry brudda...it was just too good to pass up!

 

I take the after pee as a time to get a nice hot rag and wipe down, is that normal?

 

If you're un-sure your "partner" isnt a burner, they say to squeeze a lemon or orange on yo genitals and it'll drop the risk of getting something you dont wont.

I guess a glass of orange juice would work.

I perfer to just cut a whole out of a grapefruit, throw some salt in it and have at it.

 

"How do you get your girlfriend to moan after sex?".

"Wipe your dick on her curtains"

 

Bawhahahhaha

 

The real reason you gotta pee afterward is because someone isn't telling the other that they have just given the gift that keeps on giving. lol.

Prilosec is now OTC... I'm sure they make a cream for this. If not, from the makers of viagra, a new study shows men will suffer from a new disease with the street name of mycoxafloppin.

 

some of you guy must be doctor's, you know way to much.

 

hell yeah she needs to go pee, and make me a samich, if she knows whats good for her.

 

Naw. Just watch a lot of Sunday Night Sex Talk show.