1. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

2. If it burns when you take a leak, see a doctor not the chick you just slept with.

3. If your bike starts to talk back, do not listen it is just fumes.

4. If your friends tell you to go suck on a exhaust pipe, do not do it.

5. Be loud, be seen, but most importantly be safe.

 

--Dont take advise from cbr forum members, most of em anyway.[sm=forgetit.gif].

 

"You can never have too much fuel.....unless you're on fire."

Life is too short to spend it looking backward. Remember the good stuff, and let the rest slip.

Look out for yourself, because when it comes down to it you're the only one who really will.

Oh yeah, and get it when you can.

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1. if your ever looking over a pool of molten lava and you accidentaly drop your keys in it, let them go because man, their gone.

2. only date asian girls

 

This guy is my hero! First, because his sayings are so funny, and second, because both parts of his name resemble my sex life.

...is this because they have smaller hands?

 

...remember kids, don't do crack.

 

my advice...

Never give your number to girls in a red equinox.

If it grows it sticks, if it crawls it bites.

No you arent my girlfriend, please get out of my bed.

dont leave clothes in the dryer too long, theyll wrinkle.

50ccs + 40oz =FUN!

if it doesnt seem like a very good idea, its probably worth doing.

 

I've picked this up after working in a parking garrage for 3 years.

When in a parking garrage NEVER...
...honk your horn. I dont care what the reason is DONT DO IT!
...rev your engine smallcock
...ask to get out for free cuz you're really drunk.

 

oh yea, never try to cross the pamlico sound in a paddle boat, and if you do make sure theres not a hurricane coming in.....i know from experience

 

Confucious say, better to be pissed off than pissed on.