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6 Things no one tells you about a motorcycle

Old May 27, 2011 | 02:37 AM
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This is a pretty funny read.

6 Things Nobody Tells You About Owning a Motorcycle | Cracked.com
 
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Old May 27, 2011 | 04:00 AM
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lol good read
 
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Old May 27, 2011 | 11:53 AM
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"If you do catch yourself mid-wave to a Vespa, however, it is acceptable to slowly turn it into an upraised middle finger. It's like the handshake-psyche of the two-wheeled world, and the look of dejection on their face will redeem any momentary awkwardness."

too funny
 
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Old May 27, 2011 | 12:36 PM
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"Harley riders hate everyone, including themselves."
 
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Old May 27, 2011 | 01:47 PM
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Hahaha, fantastic read. I liked the part about going down on a Transformer the best, lol.
 
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Old May 27, 2011 | 02:42 PM
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^^

+1 Aken, that part was hilarious. Very funny read.
 
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Old May 27, 2011 | 03:55 PM
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which happens to be right where your genitals are trapped. Aside from sterility and ball-burns, this also creates a nice pool of junk sweat. But don't worry: It will eventually evaporate ... into the rest of your clothing and skin, leaving you smelling like the floor of a teenager's bedroom for the rest of the day.
This may be a good birth control
 
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Old May 27, 2011 | 07:50 PM
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it was time well spent...loved it.
 
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Old May 27, 2011 | 11:06 PM
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I usually leave my helmet in the garage. I'm pretty sure I won't be doing that any more after reading about spiders. I freaking HATE spiders. I can't believe I didn't think about that.
 
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Old May 27, 2011 | 11:24 PM
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It's just really, really cool. You guys, seriously. They make this noise that's like BRAAMM and they go superfast and did you see that James Dean movie, where he was all like-


And that is the reason i ride.
 
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