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Old 05-27-2011, 02:37 AM
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This is a pretty funny read.

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lol good read
 
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"If you do catch yourself mid-wave to a Vespa, however, it is acceptable to slowly turn it into an upraised middle finger. It's like the handshake-psyche of the two-wheeled world, and the look of dejection on their face will redeem any momentary awkwardness."

too funny
 
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"Harley riders hate everyone, including themselves."
 
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Hahaha, fantastic read. I liked the part about going down on a Transformer the best, lol.
 
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^^

+1 Aken, that part was hilarious. Very funny read.
 
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which happens to be right where your genitals are trapped. Aside from sterility and ball-burns, this also creates a nice pool of junk sweat. But don't worry: It will eventually evaporate ... into the rest of your clothing and skin, leaving you smelling like the floor of a teenager's bedroom for the rest of the day.
This may be a good birth control
 
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it was time well spent...loved it.
 
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I usually leave my helmet in the garage. I'm pretty sure I won't be doing that any more after reading about spiders. I freaking HATE spiders. I can't believe I didn't think about that.
 
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It's just really, really cool. You guys, seriously. They make this noise that's like BRAAMM and they go superfast and did you see that James Dean movie, where he was all like-


And that is the reason i ride.
 


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