ok, after cracking up laughing at OKEIZAC's post about the 10 things men arent supposed to do around women.....


lets here some things you think women shouldnt do around you......

 

1. Talk
2. Fart
3. Drive
4. Leave the kitchen

 

+1 on driving (and I dont mean to stereotype against ALL women, just all of them that I know!)

 

they shouldn't get all pissed every time I don't wanna talk on the phone

 

Dont do the following:

grow facial hair
take a dump
gimme bad sex
gimme boring sex
be a drama queen
be too bossy
burn food
touch my bike
smell my bike
get jealous of my bike
follow me around
get fat
spend all my money
ever eat a bigger piece of meat than me
block the tv when sports are on

im sure theres more lol

 

Don't ask if i want to... ask "how much!!!"

 

ask me what I'm thinking.

(oh, and don't ask me d@mit .. that's what I'm saying shouldn't be asked. lol)

 

Become a man. (Although some are almost there via genetics!)

 

can i stop now?...



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^^do women like that even exist!?!?