I've been down for a week with a lung infection. Been watching a lot of On Demand movies and ran across a string of 1960's Drive-in "Biker" movies. Some of these are really horrible

What's the worst you have ever seen?

 

Without a shadow of a doubt TORQUE

Here's a good reference point

 

 

But I thought the cool people drag raced sport bikes down gravel roads into a field.

 

Bit off topic;
The original '74 'Gone In Sixty Seconds' is pretty good, however there is a gang of bikers (you tube - jump to 1:20:26 seconds to see Homer Simpsons daddy on his homemade 'chopper' in the biker gang.
Hilarious and sad in equal measure!

Hope all is well now Woooferdog, welcome back.

 

And by installing nitrous your bike will be capable of vertical leaps when you twist the throttle REAL HARD. or was that the turbine bike?