Why Are They Female
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Why Are They Female
Hi peoples,
I have a question that I'm hoping someone can answer.
I read this forum every day and I have started to notice that everyone thinks of their bike as female, mine being "The Pink Lady". Can anyone explain why we all seem to think of something that can go so fast, eat road miles and possibly kill us if we don't concentrate as female?
All the bikes I have ever owned have been female, even a 1979 Triumph Bonneville which did nearly kill me. This thing only had quarter bafels in it, was loud as hell but was female.
Any thoughts?
I have a question that I'm hoping someone can answer.
I read this forum every day and I have started to notice that everyone thinks of their bike as female, mine being "The Pink Lady". Can anyone explain why we all seem to think of something that can go so fast, eat road miles and possibly kill us if we don't concentrate as female?
All the bikes I have ever owned have been female, even a 1979 Triumph Bonneville which did nearly kill me. This thing only had quarter bafels in it, was loud as hell but was female.
Any thoughts?
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CBR600CiCi (01-04-2024)
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Haha,
Think this one is pretty easy,
Shall we compare,
Bike.. Fast
Wife.. talks fast
Bike.. Eats road miles
Wife.. Eats cash like cornflakes
Bike.. May kill
Wife.. Will kill
Bike.. Freedom
Wife.. Wife... Wife
Why do I have a wife again? And not just the bike, and very good question why the hell DO we call them girls?
But to really sum it all up, it's much better to take the "girl" for a ride the the "boy". My bikes a girl and I love riding her
Think this one is pretty easy,
Shall we compare,
Bike.. Fast
Wife.. talks fast
Bike.. Eats road miles
Wife.. Eats cash like cornflakes
Bike.. May kill
Wife.. Will kill
Bike.. Freedom
Wife.. Wife... Wife
Why do I have a wife again? And not just the bike, and very good question why the hell DO we call them girls?
But to really sum it all up, it's much better to take the "girl" for a ride the the "boy". My bikes a girl and I love riding her
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My "Old Girl"; on a bad day she can drive me to distraction. Fussy and totally non-compliant over some little minor issue; that to me, is of no importance in the "Great Scheme of Things"
On a good day; she can bring a smile to my face and a thrill to my heart that makes me totally overlook the bad days.
Pretty much like a wife really.
On a good day; she can bring a smile to my face and a thrill to my heart that makes me totally overlook the bad days.
Pretty much like a wife really.
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#6
BUT my bike is a boy because hs is very nervous and strong He can hurt me when he want, so he is stronger than me.
I always says that he is my bad brother
So my bike is boy, not b;*ch
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